4:40AM: Alexander wakes up and comes into our room.
4:40-5:15AM: Alexander is in our bed, jabbering nonsense
5:15AM: I finally send Alexander back to bed and then proceed to yell at the cat for the next 20 minutes, who is also jabbering nonsense.
5:15-8AM: Everyone falls back asleep...except Mom due to excessive snoring by Eric and cat
8:20AM: Crawl out of bed, throw on work out clothes, turn on Ice Road Trucker TV show for toddler (who is still jabbering nonsense but loves those crazy truckers) and brew a cup of coffee. The cup of coffee that I eto drink before leaving for my work out.
8:50-9:25AM: Workout at Curves with uber-obnoxious lady who won't stop jabbering...about nonsense.
9:30-10:40AM: Walk 4ish miles with Gypsy. We had intended to run but we see so little of each other these days that walking and talking was much more appealing. I don't mind our jabbering.
10:45-11AM: Stand in line at Starbucks, behind another obnoxious jabbering woman.
11AM - 12:30PM: Trip to Target with Alexander. Jabber. Jabber. Jabber.
12:30 - 2:30PM: Rest on couch with Alexander, who is refusing his nap but agrees to rest time on the couch, watching Polar Express and jabbering.
2:30-3:30PM: Finally shower (SILENCE!)
3:30-5:30PM: Take Alexander to the high school so I can work sound system in gym for the drill team, who is performing for their parents/grandparents. Alexander puts on an impromptu half-time show, dancing and singing for the crowd. My kid is cute.
It's now almost 6PM, we're on the couch watching Despicable Me, while Eric makes dinner.
I have been awake for about 14 hours, going non-stop, and I AM TIRED.
Beer never tasted so good.